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Dumb Criminals

Matt Patterson

Thank you for confessing to your crime on camera. Dumbasses!

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Unfortunately, these girls won’t get what they deserve. Hopefully they’ll realize that Paris Hilton isn’t the role model that they should follow.

Water Powered

Matt Patterson

100 miles on 4 onces of water…are you kidding me?!?!

Woman sentenced for having son dress up as Scout

Matt Patterson

This one really pisses me off!

EASTON, Pa. (AP) — A former Bethlehem woman will serve up to 23 months in prison for having her 7-year-old son dress as a Cub Scout to collect money for a nonexistent cause.

Sally Ann Gombocz, 51, told a Northampton County judge she wanted to apologize to anyone she hurt. She previously pleaded guilty to theft by deception and corruption of a minor.

Gombocz had her son dress as a scout in 2003 and tell people he was raising money for a camping trip. A prosecutor says the family collected $69.

Gombocz was sentenced Friday to six to 23 months in the county jail. She also was fined $2,000, ordered to perform community service, take parenting classes, have psychological counseling and submit to random urine screens. She also must pay restitution.

My dog the mobster?

Matt Patterson

My wife and I woke up this morning to a rather gruesome scene in our front yard. At some point in the night, a rabbit got whacked in the front lawn.

Now, I’m not 100% sure if my dog was involved but I have a suspicion that she was behind the hit. She was with us the whole time so I know that it wasn’t her taking out the rabbit. But she has a hate for all critters. So somewhere along the lines, I’m pretty sure she made the arrangement for the “accident” to happen.